For all we know, there’s also dead outside.
#5. The Walking Dead: Rick Survives His Coma Because He’s a Walker
In a world where dead people are reborn as mindless, flesh-eating zombies, the biggest reality stretch comes in The Walking Dead's first episode. Rick, the main not-zombie, wakes up in an abandoned hospital after a long coma. When we say “abandoned,” we don't mean “everyone went home for the night save for one drunk at the switchboard” — we mean it was fucking abandoned. Everyone's dead or undead, and it's been this way for at least two months. So how the fuck did Rick survive? He sat there for weeks, unmolested by zombies, like a BLT in a force field. Furthermore, his IV couldn't have lasted more than a few hours, meaning he somehow went months sans food or water. Not only should he be starved, delirious, and brain-dead, he should be dead, period.
Unless … he’s actually not a not-zombie.
DIY Meat Man by Kim Atkinson Fiorini on FB for The Walking Dead Premier. Second photo down by Karen James. The face was made out of meatloaf with onions and bacon.